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Baja_19632 · 24/08/2023, 21:30

Pues venga a ver quién la dice mas gorda, no os corteis, ¡Ánimos!

Alma Blue · 24/08/2023, 21:38

Falta foto

Cristian 26 · 24/08/2023, 21:38

Me mide 50 centímetros y las lumis me pagan a mi

Stallion · 24/08/2023, 21:42

Avisadme cuándo se anime la cosa como en el hilo de los clones.

Alma Blue · 24/08/2023, 21:48

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Baja_19632 · 24/08/2023, 21:51

Yo he estado con una muchacha 4 horas sin apenas parar y sin correrme dándole caña, eso con veintipocos años, trabajaba en un piso de Sabadell y cuando tenía fiesta me llevaba a su casa

Violeta C · 24/08/2023, 21:54

Cita:

Iniciado por faustino

Pues venga a ver quién la dice mas gorda, no os corteis, ¡Ánimos!

faustino

Cita:

Iniciado por Alma Blue

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Que fantasmada es esta Alma memondo

Baja_19632 · 24/08/2023, 21:56

Cita:

Iniciado por Alma Blue

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Esa fantasmada si que es buena memondo

Stallion · 24/08/2023, 21:58

Cita:

Iniciado por Alma Blue

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Interesante, muuuuuy interesante. Lo he pillado a la primera.

Cristian 26 · 24/08/2023, 21:58

Cita:

Iniciado por faustino

Yo he estado con una muchacha 4 horas sin apenas parar y sin correrme dándole caña, eso con veintipocos años, trabajaba en un piso de Sabadell y cuando tenía fiesta me llevaba a su casa

Me paso lo mismo ayer y mi padre que es el dueño del banco Santander me ha puesto un chófer privado para cuando quiera hacer mis escapadas íntimas con la condición que escriba expe y se la pase por WhatsApp para que se sienta orgulloso de su hijo.

Lextor · 24/08/2023, 22:01

No puedo ir con escorts porque se enamoran y se ponen intensitas.

He acabado creando un grupo de whats con 20 xurris y yo para gestionar sus emociones, sus atenciones y priorizar según cualidades.

Pero compiten mucho entre ellas, se pelean y me estreso.

Detroit 2.0 · 24/08/2023, 22:02

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Iniciado por alma blue

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Wo

Angel-hito · 24/08/2023, 22:07

Este hilo va a durar poco, los fantasmas ya tienen otras alternativas (clones, llorería, etc.)

Alma Blue · 24/08/2023, 22:09

Hola NO soy un clon pero vengo a denunciar a la administración de que me están acosando y para quejarme fuerte voy a hacer 13 experiencias metiendo mierda a mis compañeras durante dos años y para disimular también me pondré experiencias a mi pero con errores que más tarde corregiré

También voy a abrir hilos privados superdecretos en diferentes webs para que todo el mundo sepa quién es Davidson y para culminar me echaré una lloradita haciéndome la víctima a ver si cuela para seguir denunciando que sois unos monstruos, ah y además incluiré este hilo en la denuncia

Cristian 26 · 24/08/2023, 22:09

Y pongo un selfie con mi nueva adquisición mi nuevo Rolls Royce , se que los envidiosos dirán que es photoshop

__attach

Electricus · 24/08/2023, 22:13

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Iniciado por Alma Blue

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Mala que eres, granuja …
Yo que me estaba quitando de eso bochorno

Simon · 24/08/2023, 22:22

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Iniciado por faustino

Yo he estado con una muchacha 4 horas sin apenas parar y sin correrme dándole caña, eso con veintipocos años, trabajaba en un piso de Sabadell y cuando tenía fiesta me llevaba a su casa

¿ En brazos ?

Violeta C · 24/08/2023, 22:24

Pues yo estuve en una regata con Felipe VI y en un monento dado me dijo arria esa vela Violeta y yo le conteste ojotes

coño arria la tu que no estas haciendo el huevo ojotes

Chus9666 · 24/08/2023, 22:27

Laa chicas no me la quieren chupar porque no les cabe en la boca, ya estoy cansado que me hagan pajas a dos manos.

Simon · 24/08/2023, 22:34

Me he comprado una casa con jardín y piscina en Republica Dominicana, al lado del mar obviously, y he comprado tres docenas de motos de agua para poder abrir una empresa de alquiler para turistas, contratar a 3 o 4 nativos que me la lleven y se paguen así sus sueldos y la amortización de las motos.

Si entras 50.000$ de golpe en el pais te dan la residencia en 15 días.

Cuando me jubile me voy a vivir ahí con lo que gané en la isla de al lado y tendré una afrodominicana distinta cada día. Ya no se me levantará pero que me den masajitos en la piscina.

¡ Ea !

24/08/2023, 21:30	#1
Baja_19632 Fecha Registro: mar 2010 Mensajes último año: 268 SmilePoints último año: 1.740 Reputación último año: 0 Expes publicadas: 2 Colaboración: 166	El hilo de las fantasmadas Pues venga a ver quién la dice mas gorda, no os corteis, ¡Ánimos! Imágenes Adjuntas Última edición por Lextor; 24/08/2023 a las 21:52.
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24/08/2023, 21:38	#2
Alma Blue Fecha Registro: oct 2022 Mensajes último año: 1186 SmilePoints último año: 5.029 Última Act: 21/11/2024 23:40 Colaboración: 999	Falta foto
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24/08/2023, 21:38	#3
Cristian 26 Fecha Registro: may 2018 Mensajes último año: 337 SmilePoints último año: 2.003 Reputación último año: 324 Expes publicadas: 390 Colaboración: 110	Me mide 50 centímetros y las lumis me pagan a mi
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24/08/2023, 21:42	#4
Stallion Fecha Registro: abr 2017 Mensajes último año: 545 SmilePoints último año: 1.154 Reputación último año: 409 Expes publicadas: 88 Colaboración: 81	Avisadme cuándo se anime la cosa como en el hilo de los clones.
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24/08/2023, 21:48	#5
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24/08/2023, 22:01	#11
Lextor .... Fecha Registro: oct 2008 Mensajes último año: 11386 SmilePoints último año: 12.745 Reputación último año: 5 Expes publicadas: 16 Colaboración: 21	No puedo ir con escorts porque se enamoran y se ponen intensitas. He acabado creando un grupo de whats con 20 xurris y yo para gestionar sus emociones, sus atenciones y priorizar según cualidades. Pero compiten mucho entre ellas, se pelean y me estreso.
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24/08/2023, 22:07	#13
Angel-hito Fecha Registro: feb 2020 Mensajes último año: 518 SmilePoints último año: 3.925 Reputación último año: 35 Expes publicadas: 34 Colaboración: 13	Este hilo va a durar poco, los fantasmas ya tienen otras alternativas (clones, llorería, etc.)
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24/08/2023, 22:09	#14
Alma Blue Fecha Registro: oct 2022 Mensajes último año: 1186 SmilePoints último año: 5.029 Última Act: 21/11/2024 23:40 Colaboración: 999	Hola NO soy un clon pero vengo a denunciar a la administración de que me están acosando y para quejarme fuerte voy a hacer 13 experiencias metiendo mierda a mis compañeras durante dos años y para disimular también me pondré experiencias a mi pero con errores que más tarde corregiré También voy a abrir hilos privados superdecretos en diferentes webs para que todo el mundo sepa quién es Davidson y para culminar me echaré una lloradita haciéndome la víctima a ver si cuela para seguir denunciando que sois unos monstruos, ah y además incluiré este hilo en la denuncia
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24/08/2023, 22:27	#19
Chus9666 Fecha Registro: dic 2018 Mensajes último año: 123 SmilePoints último año: 311 Reputación último año: 23 Expes publicadas: 12 Colaboración: 2	Laa chicas no me la quieren chupar porque no les cabe en la boca, ya estoy cansado que me hagan pajas a dos manos.
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24/08/2023, 22:34	#20
Simon Fecha Registro: oct 2016 Mensajes último año: 1743 SmilePoints último año: 6.460 Reputación último año: 128 Expes publicadas: 108 Colaboración: 730	Me he comprado una casa con jardín y piscina en Republica Dominicana, al lado del mar obviously, y he comprado tres docenas de motos de agua para poder abrir una empresa de alquiler para turistas, contratar a 3 o 4 nativos que me la lleven y se paguen así sus sueldos y la amortización de las motos. Si entras 50.000$ de golpe en el pais te dan la residencia en 15 días. Cuando me jubile me voy a vivir ahí con lo que gané en la isla de al lado y tendré una afrodominicana distinta cada día. Ya no se me levantará pero que me den masajitos en la piscina. ¡ Ea ! Si ves alguna serie con risas enlatadas, lo más probable es que estés escuchando a gente muerta reír, pues las grabaciones realmente son viejas.
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