SMB translated

Originally written by Spinellobcn

Zoe an escort with a beautiful face, hot body but with a bad attitude to please, talking about her luxurious lifestyle and lacking in any kind of sex art, a waste of money.

Escort
"Artistic" name: Zoe
Nacionality (or probable origin): Spain (from Valencia)
Age (In appearance and/or advertised): 25-27
Fake photos or with too much post processing?: real photos
Face description: Really cute and sexy, brown hair, dark eyes, full lips
Body description: Hot body, like it was sculpted, augmented breats (but not exaggerated)
Description of her personality: A bit fake, at least that's the impression I got, not in the sexual aspect mind you, but she tries to fake that she wants to please you.
Clothing: Small black robe with sexy lingerie underneath and tall high heels.
Smoker: I don't know

Contact
Mobile phone: +34 603159346
Web/Ad: Zoe - Valenciana - Eixample - BCN - 603159346
Address: In Barcelona's Eixample
Hours of operation: She advertises 24 hours, but I doubt it..

Apartment:

Ambience/Ornamentation: The room is gigantic, clean and well ornamented a 10, but it is a bit impersonal in style. It is a first floor (the lowest floor) with a reception and many rooms, in the middle the bathroom, clean, modern and elegant, but you could hear people talking everywhere, I even crossed with the cleaning lady while I was naked when I was on route to the shower. In this regard a 6
A/C: Yes

Service
Date of the service: A couple of months ago
Hired rate (en €): 200€
Other advertised rates: I have no idea
Duration of the service: 1 hour sharp
Kisses/French Kisses?: scarce
Oral sex (With/Without Condom)/ Deepthroat?: with condom and very lazily done.
Cunnilingus?: si delicious to tell you the truth
Anal sex?: I don't think so
CIF/CIM?: Not at all.

I was tired of seeing escorts advertised with photos full of photoshop looking great and in reality weren't like that (their bodies), there are escorts who will abuse with the use of photoshop it isn't good at all, If they can catch and lure a client one day, they will loose them because they don't look like in the photos at all, which isn't a pleasant experience at all.

Talking with a friend, he advised me to search for high end escorts, maybe this way I would be more lucky, I did it and Zoe is like in her photos, her body is perfect for me, beautiful face and body. But her personality is the exact opposite of her body, egocentric and lazy, I didn't get any vibe from her, this is something which won't motivate me when I am having sex. I can understand they can't have affinity with everyone they meet, but if Zoe didn't felt like working she just had to tell me and I could have booked her another day, we are all people and we can have a bad day, even more when we talk about sex, if you don't have a good day then mentally it affects you a lot.

But I got the feeling this was her personality, this kind of personality throws me off, she spent the time talking about her adventure with wealthy men with yatches and private parties and her beauty sessions, everything with an arrogant tone during all the conversation.

In the sexual aspect, really bad, not only because of the lack of affinity... the oral sex was done with a condom and like she wanted to finish quick, with the fucking part more of the same.

Assessment of her involvement: Zero
Final Assesment: (The best/worst)
The best: Her body, she's really hot
The worst: Her personality, it will turn you off even with her hot body.

I don't want to ruin anyone here, maybe she had a bad day, I just want others to know what you will find, I felt I wasted my money when I went out of there.